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alex jones has a huge dinasour penis?

Come up with a better name for a punk band than that.

Remembering Top Banana actress Princess Grace Kelly (11/12/1929 - 1982)

My #1 Celebrity Birthday Person for November 12th is
Grace Kelly (I) (Would have been 83) 1929 - Died age 52
Date of Birth 12 November 1929 - PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania.
Date of Death 14 September 1982 - Monacoville, Monaco. (road accident)
Baltimore Bob turned her death age about January 9th 1993/2 months before 53rd Birthday.
Birth name: Grace Patricia Kelly / Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Nicknames: Graciebird and Gracie
Her girlhood was uneventful for the most part, but one of the things she desired was to
become an actress which she had decided on at an early age.
After her high school graduation in 1947, Grace struck out on her own,
heading to New York's bright lights to try her luck there.
Grace worked some as a model and made her debut on Broadway in 1949.
She also made a brief foray into the infant medium of television.
Not content with the work in New York, Grace moved to Southern California for the more
prestigious part of acting -- motion pictures.
In 1951, she appeared in her first film entitled 'Fourteen Hours' (1951) when she was 22.
It was a small part, but a start nonetheless.
Last movie role at age 53 in ‘Rearranged’ (1982).
The following year she landed the role of Amy Kane in 'High Noon' (1952),
a western starring Gary Cooper and Lloyd Bridges which turned out to be very popular.
Grace had recently met and married 'Prince Rainier' of the little principality of Monaco.
By becoming a princess, she gave up her career.
For the rest of her life, she was to remain in the news with her marriage and her three children.
On September 14, 1982, (Baltimore Bob was 32.5 years old and living in Elkins Park, Pa)
Grace was killed in an automobile accident in her adoptive home country.
She was just 52 years old.
2009: Tuesday November 17th 2009: Baltimore Bob went home for lunch (spaghetti & meatballs)
Baltimore Bob watched The Family Feud & Grace Kelly was the #1 answer to
What Female Person Exemplified the most Beauty & Grace.”

Anne Hathaway (I) (30) 1982
- Born: Brooklyn, New York / Height: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
- Birth Name: Anne Jacqueline Hathaway / Nickname: Annie
- Has the same name as William Shakespeare's wife, Anne Hathaway.
- Father Gerard is an Attorney, mother Kate McCauley is a singer/actress / Grew up in NJ.
- Parents Gerard and Kate attended La Salle University in Philadelphia
- during the 1970s graduating one year apart. / Has mainly Irish and French ancestry.
- Has an older brother Michael who is a writer and a younger brother Tom who is an aspiring actor.
- Anne Hathaway's first major role came in the short-lived television series "Get Real" (1999).
- Attended Millburn High school. / Attended Wyoming School in Millburn, New Jersey.
- Was majoring in English & minoring in Women's Studies at Vassar.
- Transferred to New York University in 2005.
- Movie debut at age 19 in ‘The Princess Diaries’ (2001) as Mia Thermopolis.
- She gained widespread recognition for her roles in 'The Princess Diaries' (2001)
- and its 2004 sequel as a young girl who discovers she's a member of royalty,
- opposite Julie Andrews and Heather Matarazzo.
- ‘Get Smart’ (2008) (post-production) as Agent 99 with Steve Carell playing Maxwell Smart.
- Anne will Co-host The 83rd Academy Awards, presented by the American Academy
- of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), will honor the best in film of 2010.
- The award ceremony will take place on February 27, 2011, at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, CA.
- It will be televised in the USA on ABC. Hosts Actor James Franco & actress Anne Hathaway
- Bust 36C (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine).

NICE BAIT AT ACID PULSE DUCKY !!!

us to become largest oil producer

israel returns fire on syria

Israel reports 'direct hits' on Syrian target

this can't end well.

Spoiler for article:
Israeli tanks struck a Syrian artillery launcher Monday after a stray mortar shell flew into Israel-held territory, the first direct clash between the neighbors since the Syrian uprising began nearly two years ago.

The confrontation fueled new fears that the Syrian civil war could drag Israel into the violence, a scenario with grave consequences for the region. The fighting has already spilled into Lebanon, Jordan and Turkey.

"We are closely monitoring what is happening and will respond appropriately. We will not allow our borders to be violated or our citizens to be fired upon," Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Monday in a speech to foreign ambassadors.

While officials believe President Bashar Assad has no interest in picking a fight with Israel, they fear the embattled Syrian leader may try to draw Israel into the fighting in a bout of desperation. Israeli officials believe it is only a matter of time before Syrian rebels topple the longtime leader.

The conflict has already spilled over into several of Syria's other neighbors — whether in direct violence or in the flood of refugees fleeing the bloodshed. More than 36,000 Syrians have been killed in the fighting, according to estimates by anti-Assad activists.

On Monday, a Syrian fighter jet bombed a rebel-held area hugging the border with Turkey three times, killing 15 to 20 people, according to a Turkish official. Separately, eight wounded Syrians died in Turkey, the official said, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to brief the media.

Potential Israeli involvement in Syria could be far more explosive. The bitter enemies both possess air forces, tanks and significant arsenals of missiles and other weapons.

Although the Israeli military is more modern and powerful, Syria has a collection of chemical weapons that could wreak havoc if deployed. Fighting between the countries could also drag in Syria's close ally, the Lebanese guerrilla group Hezbollah, or Islamic militant groups in the Gaza Strip on Israel's southern flank.

Israeli political scientist Dore Gold, an informal adviser to Netanyahu, said neither Israel nor Syria has any interest in escalating the fighting.

"I see no indication of Assad wanting to draw Israel in. But if violence comes from the Syrian army, or even forces operating in Syria that are affiliated with al-Qaida, Israel has to do what is necessary to make sure there's no spillover into Israeli territory," he said.

He described Israel's reaction Monday as a "carefully calibrated response."

"On the one hand, it shows Israel's determination to protect its civilians, and at the same time, it indicates it doesn't want to get drawn in," he said.

Israel has warily watched the fighting in Syria for months, carefully trying to avoid any involvement. It has found itself in a difficult position as the fighting rages near the frontier with the Golan Heights, a strategic plateau it captured from Syria in 1967 and later annexed.

A number of mortar shells have landed in the Golan in the past week. Early this month, Syrian tanks accidentally crossed into a buffer zone along the frontier for the first time in nearly 40 years.

Israel responded for the first time Sunday, firing what it called a "warning shot" into Syria after a mortar shell landed near an Israeli military post. Israel also warned of a tougher response if the attacks persisted.

In Monday's incident, the military said it reported "direct hits" on a mobile artillery launcher after another shell struck the Golan. It would not say whether the launcher belonged to the Syrian army, saying only it had targeted the "source of fire."

The Israeli military believes the mortar fire is spillover from internal fighting in Syria and not aimed at Israel. But officials say they are beginning to question that assessment after repeated breaches of the frontier.

The incident began when Syrian military units were shelling gunmen in the twin Syrian villages of Bariqa and Bir Ajam, only several hundred meters (yards) from Israeli-held territory. An Associated Press photographer on the Golan side saw gunmen, presumably rebels, running as explosions shook the village from the shelling by Syrian army mobile artillery visible about a mile away (2 kilometers).

The rebels fired back with automatic weapons and then fled, running toward the Golan border and taking refuge under some trees. A few minutes later, the rebels made their way back to the village.

Bursts of artillery fire from the Syrian forces could be heard every few minutes, and about a half-hour later, the Syrian shell struck the Golan, making a loud whistling sound before impact less than 100 meters (yards) from an Israeli position. Israeli forces quickly opened fire, and a plume of smoke billowed from one of the tanks' guns.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, a Britain-based, anti-Assad group that relies on a network of activists on the ground in Syria, confirmed fighting in the area. It said three rebel fighters were killed Monday in clashes with the Syrian army in Bir Ajam.

The state-run news agency SANA has not reported on the fighting in the area or the clash with Israel.

Israel has little love for Assad, who has provided refuge and support to Israel's bitterest enemies through the years. But he and his father before him have kept the frontier quiet for nearly four decades, providing a rare source of stability in the volatile region.

Israel fears Assad may stage an attack if he fears his days are numbered. It also worries that Syria's chemical weapons could fall into the hands of Hezbollah or other anti-Israel militants. There also are concerns that al-Qaida-linked groups battling Assad could turn their focus toward Israel, or sectarian warfare might send refugees streaming into Israel.

The aftermath of Egypt's revolution has provided Israel with reason to worry about its frontier region with Syria: Egypt's Sinai desert on Israel's southern border has turned even more lawless since longtime Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak was ousted in February 2011. Islamic militants have frequently exploited the situation there to attack Israel.

The Golan frictions were a potent reminder of how easily the Syrian civil war could explode into a wider regional conflagration.

Syrian airstrikes on Ras al-Ayn, on the country's northern border, once again raised tensions with Turkey. Regime forces and rebels have been battling for days over the town, which is practically adjacent to the border.

Last week, Syrian rebels overran three security compounds in Ras al-Ayn and took control of the town, located in Syria's predominantly Kurdish, oil-producing northeastern province of al-Hasaka. A surge of 11,000 Syrians escaped into Turkey on Friday following the fighting at Ras al-Ayn.

Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu, speaking to reporters in Rome, said Ankara had formally protested the bombings near the border, saying the attacks were endangering Turkey's security, state-run TRT television reported. He said Turkey had also reported the incident to NATO allies and to the U.N. Security Council.

Davutoglu said the bombings showed that the Syrian regime was attacking its people without making a distinction between "civilians or military units," according to TRT.

benghazi coverup

oh wait, there isn't one. the cia was intimately involved from the very beginning, even requesting the help of local militia. there was no call to stand down.

proof Satan is real

satan is real, he soon will be toasted he and his followers,

in the lake of fire, one big toaster. but this clip takes the biscuit, amusing .

http://gawker.com/5959783/28-years-a...vision-history

The Smell of a Boy's Anus scented oil Now on Sale in Japan.

The Smell of a Boy's Anus scented oil Now on Sale in Japan.( LOL! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD??? )
You know this world never cease to amaze me of how far it will go to be labeled the most insane planet in this entire solar system, this generation I swear... lol

NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE PEOPLE WALKING AROUND SMeLLING LIKE A BOY'S ANUS...

they call it “The forbidden scent..."

well what's next

they already made school girls armpit and school girls urine

HAHAHA this cracks me up lmfaooooo!!!

OH what a world what a world

ROFLMAOO!!


JUST ANOTHER THREAD FOUND AT GLP

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...age2048759/pg1

LMFAO

new product has come on the market in the form of a perfume that supposedly smells like a boy's freshly washed bottom.


It is part of a series of themed fragrance oils and sold under the tagline, "The forbidden scent - experience that smell one more time".

In its promotional material on its website the firm says the oil "The Smell of a Boy’s Anus" is a "real anal smell bottle" that captures the "pheromone emitted from the anus of a cute boy".

Tamatoys however stresses that, "This product does not smell like anything unpleasant. It is purely the smell of the anus, a strong musky perfume smell, tinged with a pungent odour."


LOLOLOL

http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Ar...ffing_Japanese


THE JAPANESE ARE A VERY WEIRD PEOPLE

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A DOCUMENTARY ON HOW THEY DEVELOPED THIS IDEA

This is a simulation of my Vision I had of the Back of the Sun!

Spring 2003:
The white object is the moon, I was in a raft swaying on peaceful water above the firmament of heaven, I looked down and saw the sun, but it was dark, except for a white ring of light and a series of parallel light rays hitting the diameter of it. The sun appeared flat, and as the moon moved behind it, the sun and moon made a total eclipse.

The vision was so real. It wasn't a dream. It was just like experiencing normal life.

Visit my Inverted Earth page to understand the TRUE form of the universe....
http://www.missteribabylonestar.com/...cepiphany.html




Extricated from the cave and coming back to show the prisoners.

Happy Veterans day...

To Bob and all the men who served in vietnam, ww1 and ww2. All the others wars dont count. Kids that fought in desert storm or iraq dont count. Those werent real wars. I have the most respect to WW2 veterans

the benefits of eating fish

Scientific study: the benefits of eating fish
A new study confirms that the fish has many benefits in the prevention of various diseases such as asthma, heart disease and stroke and the prevention of dementia and other diseases ....

Researchers say eating oily fish such as mackerel, salmon and others, can help reduce the risk of asthma attacks and prevention, but must be consumed in moderation.
It is noteworthy that these benefits are discovered the latest in a long series of health benefits that can be obtained from the introduction of these fish in the components daily nutrition. Having studied the research project, conducted at the University of Cambridge, the British, the case of more than 750 volunteers, some with asthma and others properly.
The scientists warned of the excessive intake of these fish, as they contain at the same time compounds that can be harmful if taken in large quantities.

The researchers found that people with asthma who suffer from symptoms such as shortness of breath and chest, at least their eating of fish oils rich in natural than for their counterparts who are suffering from the disease itself, but do not suffer from the symptoms of the same force. Says the research, said in addressing the severe shortage of oily fish is a contributing factor to the high incidence of asthma among them.
In another study, researchers found that fish is an important part of the diet of humans, especially pregnant women need to eat two servings of fish per week. "Scientists say it could help fatty acids omega-3 on the growth of embryos by reducing the viscosity of the blood and accelerate the rate of effect, which increases the rate of food received by the fetus from the mother.
Fish protects against stroke
The researchers say that eating fish can help in the prevention of ischemic stroke, and found that eating fish five times a week can reduce the risk of stroke by more than half.

Now, my dears ...
Such studies invite us, we Muslims to take advantage of their results so that we focus on something in our diet from fish at least once a week at least. As well as to resort to the food mentioned in the Quran because God does not mention anything in vain in the Holy Qur'an.
Allah says: ((14) And it is He who subjected the sea for you to eat from it tender meat and to extract from it ornaments which you wear. And you see the ships plowing through it, and [He subjected it] that you may seek of His bounty; and perhaps you will be grateful) [Nahl: 14].
And thank God for these blessings are countless heavy, do not forget that the whale, which is a type of fish mentioned in three verses in the Qur'an in the verse:
1 - ((63) He said, "Did you see when we retired to the rock? Indeed, I forgot [there] the fish. And none made me forget it except Satan - that I should mention it. And it took its course into the sea amazingly ") [Kahf: 63].
2 - ((142) Then the fish swallowed him, while he was blameworthy) [Saffat: 142].
3 - ((48) Then be patient for the decision of your Lord, [O Muhammad], and be not like the companion of the fish when he called out while he was distressed) [pen, 48.
He is the fish that live in fresh water and that live in salt water in the verse: ((12) And not alike are the two bodies of water. One is fresh and sweet, palatable for drinking, and one is salty and bitter. And from each you eat tender meat and extract ornaments which you wear, and you see the ships plowing through [them] that you might seek of His bounty; and perhaps you will be grateful) [creator: 12].

This is a blessing from God must do our thanks not through words but through the performance of worship and feed the poor, and careful not to get into a bit of money land, that is, our restaurant is halal, and this is the real Thanksgiving.
I would like to add something else to be treated in full, namely reading the Koran and listening to the Koran, it is for the maintenance of the heart is not enough to take care of food or sport, but there is more important, namely feeding the heart to listen to the Quran because God Almighty says: ((28) Those who have believed and whose hearts are assured by the remembrance of Allah. Unquestionably, by the remembrance of Allah hearts are assured. ") [Thunder: 28].

Valerie Eliot Dead at 85

LONDON (AP) — Valerie Eliot, the widow of T.S. Eliot and zealous guardian of the poet's literary legacy for almost half a century, has died. She was 86.
In a statement Sunday, the Eliot estate said Valerie Eliot died two days before at her London home after a short illness.
Born Valerie Fletcher in Leeds, northern England, on Aug. 17, 1926, Eliot was the second wife of the U.S.-born Nobel literature laureate. She met him at London publisher Faber & Faber, where he was a director and she a star-struck secretary who had been a fan of his work since her teenage years.
"I felt I knew him as a person" from his poems, she told The Independent newspaper in 1994, "and evidently I did."
The poet's first marriage, to the mercurial Vivienne Haigh-Wood, had been unhappy; she died in an asylum in 1947.
He and Valerie wed in 1957, and friends described the marriage as a happy one despite the almost 40-year gap in their ages.
Valerie Eliot later recalled that their routine included evenings at home eating cheese and playing Scrabble and trips to the theater.
"He obviously needed a happy marriage," she later said. "He wouldn't die until he'd had it."
After T.S. Eliot's death in 1965, Valerie became his executor, editing his poems and letters for publication and steadfastly refusing to cooperate with would-be biographers, in keeping with the poet's last wishes.
She did, however, welcome the unlikely idea of a stage musical based on a volume of Eliot's whimsical verses, "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats." It became the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Cats," a global hit that brought in huge sums for the Eliot estate.
Valerie Eliot used some of the windfall to set up a literary charity, Old Possum's Practical Trust. She also funded the T.S. Eliot Prize, an annual award for poetry.
She oversaw publication of a much-praised facsimile edition of T.S. Eliot's modernist masterpiece "The Waste Land" — whose bleakness was thought by some to have been influenced by his first marriage — and edited multiple volumes of letters that gave scholars new insights into the intensely private poet.
The latter was a long and unfinished project — the third volume of letters, published earlier this year, reaches only to 1927.
Valerie Eliot rarely gave interviews, but did speak to The Independent in 1994 on the release of the movie "Tom and Viv," which portrayed the poet's first wife as an adventurous spirit neglected by an unfeeling husband. Valerie defended T.S. Eliot against the allegation of neglect in his first marriage.
"Tom tried very hard and for a very long time to make a go of it, and he's never given credit for that, is he?" she said.
A death notice in the Daily Telegraph newspaper said there would be a private funeral at St. Stephen's Church, where the Eliots both had worshipped, near their home in west London.

http://news.yahoo.com/t-eliots-widow...163116521.html

Officials seek cause of Indianapolis explosion that leveled neighborhood and killed 2



"There are houses that will have to be torn down," Deputy Fire Chief Kenny Bacon said.

Bacon said investigators had not eliminated any possible causes for the blast. But U.S. Rep. Andre Carson, who represents the area, said he had been told a bomb or meth lab explosion had been ruled out.

Dan Able, a 58-year-old state employee who lives across the street from the flattened homes, was puzzled by the blast.

"I'm wondering about all the possibilities it could be," he said. "I don't know how a gas leak could do that kind of damage."

"We just don't know" what the cause was, said police spokesman Kendale Adams. "We're working to get to the bottom of it."


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***BREAKING HARD *** A FORUM OWNER ADMITS TO SHOCKING SEXUAL ACTS

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THE FREEDOM ROAD

THE FREEDOM ROAD: In "Road to Freedom" David Icke gives a keynote lecture reveals many secrets where hidden by those who govern us and manipulate. Among other things, talks about the Freemasons and the Illuminati and its relationship with many of the U.S. Presidents. En "Camino a la Libertad" David Icke nos ofrece una magistral conferencia donde desvela numerosos secretos ocultos por aquellos que nos gobiernan y manipulan. Entre otras cosas, nos habla sobre la masonería y los iluminatis y su relación con muchos de los presidentes de EE.UU.

Special music for relaxation, meditation and healing.

Special music for relaxation, meditation and healing. Are frequencies that affect the balance and harmony of the body, restoring energy patterns. Among other tunes are Ahu Saglam, Arnica Montana and music with dolphins and whales. Música especial para relajarse, meditar y sanar. Son frecuencias que inciden en el equilibrio y la armonía del cuerpo, restableciendo los patrones energéticos. Entre otras, se encuentran melodías de Ahu Saglam, Arnica Montana y música con delfines y ballenas. RELAJACIÓN MÚSICA, MÚSICA RELAX, MÚSICA MEDITACIÓN, MEDITATION MUSIC, FRECUENCIAS SANADORAS, MUSICA ALTERNATIVA, MUSICA SANADORA, MUSICA PARA SANAR EL ALMA, HEALING MUSIC, MUSIC FOR HEALING,healing frequency, FREQUENCY TO HEAL, MUSICA ESPIRITUAL, SPIRITUAL MUSIC, MUSICA DELFINES, DOLPHIN MUSIC, MUSICA NEW AGE, MUSICA REIKI, MUSICA YOGA, MUSICA DE BALLENAS, RELAX MUSIC FRECUENCIAS SAGRADAS SOLFEGGIO