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Vefútgáfa  |  Uppfæra stillingar  |  Afskrá Líka við Tísta Áframsenda http://endofsecrets.blogspot.com Antigay Watch List: The Worst Who Want Your Vote Posted by SCREAMMMMMM on 1 November, 2012 Antigay Watch List: The Worst Who Want Your Vote What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a truly scary list of antigay politicians to watch on Election Day? BY TRUDY RING OCTOBER 31 2012 6:00 AM ET While many right-wing politicians have tried to underplay their antigay ideology in this election cycle, preferring to emphasize economic issues, there are still plenty of candidates who oppose basic rights for LGBT citizens. To them, allowing gay people to marry their partners or serve openly in the military will do more damage to civilization than, well, anything else they can think of. Here we present 10 of the most extreme antigay candidates seeking election or reelection to Congress, either the House or the Senate, in 2012. All but one, Mark Clayton of Tennessee, are Republicans. Michele Bachmann, U.S. House of Representatives, Minnesota, sixth district The title of queen (so to speak) of the antigay congressional candidates has to go to Michele Bachmann of Minnesota. Having failed in her presidential bid, she is seeking her fourth term in the House, representing a district in the suburbs of Minneapolis–St. Paul. She has described being gay as “bondage” and “part of Satan,” and her husband Marcus’s counseling clinics offer so-called reparative therapy, a widely discredited practice aimed at turning gay people straight (the Bachmanns have denied the clinics provide this type of therapy, but undercover investigations indicate they do). And as Minnesotans vote this November on whether to amend the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage, remember it was Michele who first proposed the idea, as a member of the state legislature in 2004. Without the amendment, she said at the time, “sex curriculum would essentially be taught by the gay community” and “little K-12 children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural, and perhaps they should try it.” She has even claimed that the high rate of suicide among gay teens is due simply to being gay, not to bullying or discrimination. All this despite having a lesbian stepsister. http://www.advocate.com/politics/ele...want-your-vote Ghost pics Posted by Ducky on 1 November, 2012 :pale: Happy "Dummy" Birthday Remix! Posted by Pam on 1 November, 2012 Here is a fake cake to go with your fake birthday ;) illuminati influence and the occult origins of Halloween , shadow play Posted by johnnybotwright on 1 November, 2012 Illuminati influence and Halloween the shadow play http://www.infowars.com/the-occult-o...-of-halloween/ SO IN LIFE YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR BLISS AND STAY POSITIVE !!! Posted by SCREAMMMMMM on 1 November, 2012 YES LIFE WILL HAND YOU LEMONS AND YOU JUST NEED TO BE GOOD AT MAKING LEMONADE LOLOLOLOL SOMETIMES YOU MAY FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF BUTT REMEMBER OTHER PEOPLE HAVE WORSE PROBLEMS I CRIED BECAUSE I HAD NO SHOES UNTIL I SAW THE MAN WHO HAD NO FEET WELL SHARING SOMETIMES HELPS OTHERS HERE WE GO..... I AM GLAD MY HOUSE DIDN'T BURN DOWN THIS PAST SUMMER AND OUR WEEK VACATION IN A MOTEL 6 WAS JUST PART OF DEALING WITH LIFES LITTLE LEMONS ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO MY LITTLE DOG CANDI MY BOTON TERRIER WALKED IN HERE AND FELL OVER HAVING A CONVULSION I FELT BETTER WHEN SHE GOT BACK UP BUTT THEN SHE FELL OVER AGAIN AND HAD A SECOND ONE MUCH SHORTER THAN THE FIRST SO I WAS DOWN ON THE FLOOR HOLDING HER BECAUSE I THOUGHT I AM GOING TO LOSE HER RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BUTT AS SHE CAME BACK AND ONLY SEEMED HALF BRAIN DAMAGED I DECIDED TO TRY AND STAND UP AND GET OFF THE FLOOR WELL THAT IS NOT EASY WHEN YOU ARE PRETTY OLD AND THEN I WAS REMINDED THAT MY BAD TOE ONLY HURTS WHEN I BUMP IT BUTT THEN YOU HAVE TO BUMP YOUR TOES WHEN TRYING TO STAND UP FROM OFF THE FLOOR AFTER CRAWLING OVER TO GRAB ONTO THE TV STAND TO LIFT MYSELF UP.... AND TELLING MYSELF LETS FOCUS IT'S A FRIDAY AND LATER IN THE DAY SO YOU NEED TO GET MOVING FAST CALL THE VET AND GET MAAAA GOING SO SHE CAN DRIVE WHILE I HOLD THE LITTLE DOG BECAUSE MAAAA CAN'T HOLD THE DOG BECAUSE SHE HAS A BAD STOMACH THINGY THAT HURTS BAD IF CANDI PUSHES ON IT WHILE HOLDING HER BUTT CANDI IS HEAVY 26 POUNDS AND SHE ISN'T ACTING LIKE SHE COULD WALK DOWN THE MOUNTAIN STAIRS FAST FORWARD CANDI IS FINE BLOOD TESTING SHOWED NO DAMAGES SHE IS ALMOST 9 AND SOMETIMES SOMETHING GOES WRONG OR THEY HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR OR CANCER BUTT THEOSE TESTS WILL COST THOUSANDS BETTER SKIP THEM AND WAIT AND SEE HOW SHE DOES IT TOOK A WEEK BUT SHE IS BACK TO BEING A INSANE LITTLE SHIT SO THE BLISS STORY CONTINUES.... LOLOLOL EMAIL FROM KENNY>>> The problem is. I bought a whole set of tires a few years ago. Thought I got a decent deal cause it was $600 for set of 4. Well, by the time they fucking charged stem fee, environmental dump fee, balance the tires fee, taxes, I paid $800 for the set of tires. I am soooo sick of all the fees everywhere.. Just tell me up front what something will cost with all the fees added on.. Then I will decide on shit... Same with airline tickets... runway fee added, homeland security fee added, etc...... JUST TELL ME WHAT THE BOTTOM LINE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHY THAT FITS IN HERE BEEN SEARCHING FOR TIRES ONLINE SEEMS MY CAR IS SO OLD THEY DON'T MAKE MANY TIRES THAT SIZE ANYMORE LOL AND SAM'S CLUB REQUIRES YOU ORDER THEM AND THAT TAKES ABOUT 5 DAYS IF THEY DON'T HAVE THE ODD TIRES IN STOCK AND BECAUSE FEWER PEOPLE BUY TIRES THAT TAKE THE STEEL STUDS THERE ARE EVEN LESS TIRES TO PICK FROM SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND $600-800 FOR A SET OF 4 TIRES YOU MAY HAVE A FEW ISSUES FINDING WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOU OLD VOLVO WE AT SAM'S CLUB WANT TO HELP YOU... COME IN AND SEE WHAT WE HAVE WAITING FOR YOU BEND OVER AND WE WILL SCREW YOU WHEN YOU BUY YOUR TIRES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BUTT CONSUMER REPORTS SAY THE PRICE CLUBS DO HAVE THE BEST PRICES ON TIRES YOU WILL SAVE 10%-20% IF YOU BELONG TO A PRICE CLUB LIKE SAM'S CLUB LOLOLOL LIFE IS HARD AND THEN YOU DIE ..... OH HELL FIRE I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT OVER THE SPEED BUMPS AND THE HAIR PIN CURVE IF THERE IS A LITTLE LEFT OVER ICE AND SNOW IS THAT TOOOO MUCH TO ASK ??? LM FUCKING ASS OFF AT SELF SO I HAD SENT A EMAIL TO KENNY >>> LOL I HAVE BEEN FUCKING AROUND SEARCHING ONLINE FOR TIRES I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS BOIGHT THEM AT SAM'S CLUB ALL THE OTHER PLACES ARE HIGHER PRICED BUTT BECAUSE MY CAR IS OLD AND THE NEWER CARS HAVE DIFFERENT SIZES AND STYLES NATURALLY COMPANIES AREN'T MAKING MANY TIRES OF THE TYPE I NEED LOL FUCK ME SO THIS CHANGES THE DYNAMIC A BIT I ALWAYS GET THE STEEL STUDS THAT THEY SCREW INTO THE TIRE THEY ARE LITTLE PINS THAT STICK OUT AND GRAB ON ICE AND SNOW MOST POLICE AND EMERGENCY CARS USE THEM BECAUSE THEY HELP YOU STOP AND START BETTER AND YOU WON'T SLIDE AS EASY ON CURVES IN COLORADO YOU CAN HAVE THEM YEAR ROUND WHERE SOME STATES BAN THEM TOTALLY OR ONLY ALLOW YOU TO HAVE THEM DURING THE WINTER MONTHS NOW I FIGURE I ONLY DRIVE APROX 200 MILES A MONTH IF THAT SO TO SPEND LIKE $500 FOR FUCKING TIRES AND STUDS INSTALLED MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE LOL I WANT TO SPEND LIKE $300-375 TOTAL BUTT I AM JUST A FOOL EVERYTHING HAS GONE UP IN PRICE SO REALLY I AM JUST GETTING UPSET OVER $100 BUCKS LOL MAYBE $150 AND ONCE I SPEND IT AND HAVE IT DONE I WON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE I WILL JUST BE GLAD TO HAVE NEW GOOD TIRES WHICH I NEED ANYWAY I AM GETTING MORE LIKE MY MOTHER OH HELP ME...... BUTT I AM NOT GOING TO SPEND LIKE $600-700 FOR FUCKING TIRES BOY THE PRICES SURE HAVE GONE UP LOL BUTT I CAN'T RECALL THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT TIRES SO IT HAS TO BE ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO I AM SUCH A SILLY OLD FAGGOT FOOL NOW..... >>> yeah WELL IT IS $15 PER TIRE FOR ALL THE SHIT AND THEN WHAT EVER THEY CHARGE PER TIRE FOR THE STEEL STUD INSTALL SO I WANT A TIRE THAT COSTS BELOW $100 MORE LIKE $60-70 LMAO A ALL SEASON BUTT THEN I NEED ONE THAT IS MADE TO TAKE THE STUDS BUTT NONE OF THE FUCKING SITES SAY MUCH ABOUT THAT SO I JUST HAVE TO GO IN AND THEN I BET THEY TELL ME OH WE WILL HAVE TO ORDER THEM AND THAT WILL TAKE 5 DAYS LOL AND I WILL SAY WE ARE IN COLORADO YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS BUTT THEY WILL SAY YEAH BUTT MOST PEOPLE ARE DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS AND FEWER BUY THE STEEL STUDS BECAUSE THEY MAKE THAT SOUND WHEN YOU DRIVE ON THEM SO THEY WOULD RATHER TOTAL THEIR CARS DURING WINTER BASHING INTO EACH OTHER ON ICE AND SNOW I MAINLY WANT THEM FOR TWO PLACES THAT OFTEN HAVE A LITTLE ICE THAT DOESN'T MELT AND CAN MAKE IT HARD TO GET UP HERE THE HAIR PIN CURVE ABOUT 1/4 OF A MILE FROM THE HOUSE AND THE SPEED BUMPS SOME FUCKER PUT IN OUR ROAD ON THE UP HILL SLANT PART OF THE STRAIGHT ROAD IF YOU SLOW DOWN BECAUSE OF THEM THEN WHEN YOU GIVE IT GAS YOUR TIRES START TO SPIN AND YOU CAN END UP HAVING TO BACK WAY WAY UP AND TRY AGAIN AND IF YOU HIT THEM FASTER THEN YOU CRUNCH SOME MUFFLER PIPES AND LATER NEED EXPENSIVE REPAIRS IT WAS THE ASS BITE THAT LIVES BEHIND ME AND HIS WHORE GIRLFRIEND WAY BACK WHEN THEY WERE PRESIDENT OF THE HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION THAT DID IT BUTT THEY BOTH DRIVE BIG ASS SUV'S WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE AND TIRES THAT COST $500 EACH LOL ALL THE REGULAR CARS HAVE ISSUES WITH THOSE SPEED BUMPS AND THE STUPID DRAIN DITCH THAT HAS NEVER EVER HAD WATER IN IT THAT THEY JUST HAD TO PUT IN AND IF YOU DON'T GO SLOW OVER THAT YOU CAR BOTTOMS OUT LOL SO ONCE YOU MAKE PAST THOSE THEN YOU GET TO THE HAIR PIN CURVE LMAO AND IF YOU TRY EXTRA SPEED YOU CAN'T MAKE THE CURVE AND SLIDE OFF TO THE EDGE OF THE ROAD AND GET REALLY STUCK SO YOU GO FAST ENOUGH TO ALMOST MAKE IT AROUND THE SHARP CURVE BUTT YOUR CAR ALMOST STOPS AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OG GAS AND WAIT FOR YOUR REGULAR TIRES TO SLOWLY GRAB A LITTLE AND PULL YOU ON AROUND AND UP THE HILL BUTT IF YOU FUCK UP JUST A LITTLE YOU HAVE TO SLIDE BACK DOWN WITH ALMOST NO STEERING CONTROL AND THEN BACK ALL THE WAY DOWN TO WHERE YOU CAN DRIVE FASTER AND TAKE A RUN AT IT AGAIN BUTT WITH THEM STUDS IT GRIPS MORE AND ON UP YOU GO ALMOST LIKE YOU HAVE SAND OR KITTY LITTER ON THE ICE SO I NEED THEM FUCKERS THE YEARS I TRIED IT WITHOUT THEM WERE FUCKED UP AND I AM TOOO OLD TO BE GETTING STUCK THAT IS WHY I WAIT TILL THINGS ARE MOSTLY ALL MELTED AFTER A SNOW MAAAA'S CAR DOES BETTER BECAUSE IT IS FRONT WHEEL DRIVE SO THE ENGINE HAS THAT WEIGHT OVER THE DRIVE WHEELS AND IT HAS STEEL STUDS ON THE FRONT TIRES LOL THEY LAST PRETTY GOOD FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS BEFORE THEY GRIND DOWN AND SOME POP OUT BUTT THEY ARE WORTH EVERY PENNY USUALLY THEY COST 10-15 PER TIRE AND THE TIRES HAVE THESE BABY HOLES FOR THEM TO BE SCREWED INTO LOL ALL THE WAY AROUND THE TIRE ON THE SLICK PART OF THE TIRE TREAD SO YOU HAVE THE TIRE TREAD AND ALL THEM TO BITE IN AND HOLD SO NOW BECAUSE MAAAAA BACKED HER CAR UP FIRST AND SHE GOES TO THE DOCTOR FOR HE CANCER LEG SORE TOMORROW AT 1 PM I FIGURED JUST WAIT AND LEAVE HERE BEFORE HER SO SHE CAN GET OUT AND THEN GO SEE WHAT YOU FIND OUT WITH THE FUCKING TIRES AT SAM' CLUB THEN YOU CAN COME BACK AND GET TO THE OLD TIRES YOU WANT TO PAY TO THROW AWAY BUTT CAN'T JUST TAKE THEM WITH YOU BECAUSE MAAA PARKED RIGHT UP AGAINST THEM LMAO FUCK ME EVERYTHING I TRY TO PLAN AND DO SHE JUST FINDS A WAY TO MESS WITH IT BUTT IF I SAY ANYTHING I AM ALWAYS PICKING ON HER SHE IS THE ONE THAT SAID OH OH OH I WANT MY CAR PARKED DOWN ON THE ROAD FROM NOW ON WELL THEN HOW IS THAT WORKING OUT FOR ME NOW ??? I AM BEING A BABY I CAN JUST ROLL THE OLD TIRES AND RIMS DOWN TO MYCAR AND LOAD THEM IN BUTT IF I HAVE TO WAIT 5 DAYS THEN MY CAR IS FILLED WITH TIRES 4 ON RIMS AND TWO JUST OLD GOOD TIRES TO USE IF SOME FUCKER PUT NAILS IN MY TIRES...SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BUY NEW TIRES IF HE PUT A NAIL IN THE SIDE AND THEY COULDN'T FIX THAT LOLOLOL LIFE IS HARD AND THEN YOU DIE...... SMIRK FUCK ME HARD WITH NO LUBE >>>>>> BUTT IN LIFE YOU WILL HIT YOUR GOLDEN YEARS AND YOU NEED TO LOOK OUT AND SEE PEOPLE FLOODED AND HOUSES BURNED AND WARS AROUND KIDS STARVING KIDS ABUSED ANIMALS STARVING AND BEING ABUSED AND THINK TO YOURSELF HOW GOOD YOU REALLY DO HAVE IT YOU AREN'T HOMELESS YET YOU FEET ONLY KILL YOUR WHEN YOU WALK SO CUT BACK ON WALKING LOL YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL FORUM YOU JUST FIND SUCH WELL BALANCED RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TO SUPPORT YOU AND CALL YOU A PEDO LOLOL SO REALLY LIFE IS GOOD AND THE TASTY LEMONS MADE SOME GREAT LEMONADE !!! FOLLOW YOUR BLISS AND ENJOY THE RIDE !!! BECAUSE THE DIRT NAP IS JUST UP AHEAD.... Pumpkin + Tetris = ? Posted by Ducky on 31 October, 2012 Kids React to Having Their Halloween Candy 'Redistributed' Posted by Remixtup on 31 October, 2012 Flyboarding - Looks like a BLAST Posted by Ducky on 31 October, 2012 Literally. This looks like so much fun :D Fuck Yeah Posted by lala on 31 October, 2012 Scary Halloween Stories Posted by Silver Star on 31 October, 2012 Attachment 15599 Oh fuck! It's a spirit! So seeing as it's All Hallows' Eve and this is a conspiracy/paranormal website, does anyone have any personal scary stories they could be arsed to share? I've drudged one up from my memory banks and it would be delightful to hear of others experiences... I was living at the time with my ex girlfriend who had complained of a reoccurring dream involving 'Chinese Dwarves' peering in the bedroom window and generally making a nuisance of themselves around the premises. Given my interest in UFO's, the thought crossed my mind that perhaps this was her subconsciousness expressing memories of alien abduction in the form of dreams. Needless to say, for a period of time I was sleeping a little less comfortably than usual (thinking aliens might be running riot about the place and possibly molesting us in our sleep). Then one night I was awoken by my girlfriend gripping my arm in panic! There was this ungodly noise coming from out the back of the house... like a 'slapping' or 'pattering' noise! Armed with a torch and absolutely petrified, I went out to investigate - turns out it was the water overflow pipe from the upstairs toilet dripping water onto the concrete path (the ballcock had gotten stuck and the cistern didn't know when to stop refilling itself). Attached Images Ghost-002.jpg (10.8 KB) Are you schizophrenic ? , new test said to be accurate. its all in your eyes Posted by johnnybotwright on 31 October, 2012 would be good if this test is accurate, many people have been labeled schizophrenic psychiatric,s Favorited looks good on their books, as they milk the NHS cash cow, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ophrenics.html It's All Our Fault! 10 Disasters the Gays Supposedly Caused Posted by SCREAMMMMMM on 31 October, 2012 When a major disaster happens, does every out-of-left-field crazy fringe preacher race to become the first to blame LGBT people? This time, the "winner" was chaplain John McTernan (pictured above) LOOKS LIKE A FAGGOT TO ME, the founder of Defend and Proclaim the Faith ministries. Hurricane Sandy has caused dozens of deaths and billions of dollars in damage, but McTernan used the then-pending hurricane to remind followers that the massive storm is just another bit of evidence that America is going to pot. "God is systematically destroying America," McTernan wrote in a blog post on his website this week. "Just look at what has happened this year." Then of course there was the ever-consistent folks at the Westboro Baptist Church, who praised God for the storm. Shirley Phelps-Roper, the daughter of the church's founder and leader Fred Phelps a known cock sucker, tweeted Tuesday morning, "We bow in humble thanks 2 God 4 Sandy! Thank God for a plain message delivered to a puddle of states that proudly flip Him off! #FagMarriage" As we know, blaming death, destruction, and mayhem on LGBT people simply isn't new. By now, we're used to it. But you still might be surprised just how often it happens with the religious whores. On the following pages, see just a few examples of major disasters that sent blame-fingers pointed gayward. Sodom and Gomorrah Ah yes, where it all began. The Biblical tale of debauchery and mayhem in these two cities ends badly thanks to God's anger over all of that rape — in the form of, well, sodomy. http://www.advocate.com/politics/201...blamed-causing ANOTHER BAPTIST PREACHER....JESSICA SIMPSON BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE: DAD'S GAY LOVER TELL Posted by SCREAMMMMMM on 31 October, 2012 ANOTHER BAPTIST PREACHER....JESSICA SIMPSON BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE: DAD'S GAY LOVER TELL In a shocking and disturbing world exclusive, a man claiming to be one of JOE SIMPSON’s gay lovers shares salacious details about their night of sex together at a posh New York hotel! Long-haired male escort Joey Anderson told The ENQUIRER that he had a steamy three-hour sex tryst with Jessica Simpson’s 54-year-old father in a 1,000-a-night suite at the Mandarin Oriental hotel. Joey, who passed a polygraph about the sexual encounter, believes that Joe found his number on one of several gay websites where he advertises his services. http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...over-tells-all Earth is NOT a planet! Posted by Stevie on 31 October, 2012 Soul has been missing at AP seems he had a adventure in PA Posted by SCREAMMMMMM on 31 October, 2012 here is his update thread they WERE ALL GETTING WORRIED BECAUSE NO ONE HAD HEARD FROM SOUL AND FIGURED THE POWER MUCH HAVE GONE OUT WITH THAT NASTY STORM http://www.acidpulse.net/viewtopic.p...627d8985973386 Breyta áskrift | Afskrá

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