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~underwater love~

Looking down into the water
It's hard to make out your face
If our love is drowning, then why
Do I feel so out of place?
Bubbling up to the surface
Are you getting a breath of fresh air?
Forever longing to make you mine
But I can't escape your stare...
Liquid seeps into your lungs
But your eyes look so serene
It's wonderful how the surface ripples
But you're perfect, and I cannot breathe
Forever longing to make you mine
But I can't escape your stare...
Hold me closer, keep me near
My underwater love
Hold me closer, keep me near
I'll never get enough
Touch me from below
I'll never let you go
But I can't escape

~Mike Patton

Cool words ;)


(I'm looking to improve my vocabulary, post the good words here please :D )

The short, strange life of an original viral star

The short, strange life of an original viral star
Aleksey Vayner was one of YouTube's first celebrities. But the life that followed was no "impossible" dream VIDEO

Today, we live in a world where wedding proposals are elaborate productions, tantrums aren’t discouraged but disseminated, and there’s always a danger of a flash mob breaking out. But back in 2006, when YouTube was still relatively new, one Renaissance man helped define the term “viral star.” But when Aleksey Vayner died of unknown causes in New York last Saturday, he was a man who defined his moment of notoriety as “rock bottom,” a man who just last year changed his name to avoid association with the one that had briefly made him famous. A man claiming to be a relative told Gawker, “It looks like he took some drugs or medicine, had a heart attack, a friend of his drove him to the hospital, and they couldn’t resuscitate him.”

The Uzbekistan-born Vayner was a student at Yale when he decided to include an unusual “marketing peace of himself” [sic] for his application to an investment bank. It was the “CEO and professional athlete’s” six-and-a-half- minute video résumé, “Impossible Is Nothing,” his talents for lifting weights, skiing, playing tennis, ballroom dancing with a slinky brunette and magically splitting towers of bricks with his bare hands — when not pontificating about “success” to an unseen interrogator. The hubris-laden clip proved too richly entertaining to be confined to an H.R. department, and it soon found its way to YouTube – and everywhere else on the Internet. So rich in comic gold was his Most Interesting Man in the World meets Old Spice Man compendium of braggadocio, it was easily parodied by the likes of Michael Cera and Neil Patrick Harris.

But Vayner never achieved the easy success he seemed to assume his due. Instead, he found himself repeatedly on the defensive about his varying claims of experience as a model, author, passport forger, “bone setter” and dude who once beat Pete Sampras in tennis as well as his flat-out idea-stealing. If there’s one part of his self-written bio that seems somehow sadly credible, it’s his assertion that his father was abusive.

Other viral stars who have come along since Vayner have had varying levels of success at keeping themselves in the public eye. Antoine Dodson is still capitalizing on his Bed Intruder fame; Double Rainbow guy sells “OFFICIAL” T-shirts and merchandise; Sweet Brown shills for 1-800-2SELLHOMES; both the Chocolate Rain kid and Rebecca Black refuse to stop singing. And a whole crowd of the “irate,” “screaming” and “irritated” briefly famous appear together in a new VW ad. But though he never attained much more than ridicule for himself, in a 2010 interview, Vayner had some advice to other would-be viral celebrities. “Take what is useful, discard what is useless, and make it essentially your own,” he said. It was a line he’d lifted almost verbatim from Bruce Lee.



Epic win in belgian parliament

Here's a guy telling it like it is, and with hilarious performance:

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Anonymous Hacks into Fox News Live on Air!



Says It All

Daily Mail--A muslim who raped a 13-year-old girl he groomed on Facebook has been spared a prison sentence after a judge heard he went to an Islamic faith school where he was taught that women are worthless.

An excuse for rape? How convenient. So let Muslims because of their religion escape punishment? What fucking sense does that make?

Is this coming to America?

husbands heart....... again

he got home fairly early this friday and we had planned a nice night together but it didnt work out exactly like we intended.

he went over to the new doc-in-a-box they built in atlanta and they called an ambulance for him and sent him up here to texarkana again because of his heart.

this one is going to be putting him out of the truck for good.

its been a long night........and this chair is not comfortable to sleep on at all.......but im hanging in there.

we are going to go broke trying to eat here......everything is so expensive.......i just got us a couple of burgers with fries and 2 drinks and it was $18.

im glad they have internet up here or i would be going nuts.....well, more nuts than i already am.

im too young to be a widow.......this shit scares me because i dont know how to be without him.....he has always been there......i have lived him him longer than i lived with my parents.

idk where they have taken him to at the moment.....they keep taking him from here running tests and what-not.

i think he is gone to get another scan but im not sure. so fucking tired.

i hope you guys are having a good day.......mine will get better i hope.


In Hell.

Anonymous Just Took Over Supreme Court's Webpage ???

Anonymous Just Took Over Supreme Court's Webpage

Here you go MOOSE

A Funny Story About Gay Porn!

Does boredom lead to trouble?

And is that how a conspiracy starts out?

I often wonder if some of the stuff that goes viral on the internet is all started because someone was bored.


I was reading through the UTL and we are distinctly lacking in any new crazy.

Anything interesting floating around out there?

all night thing

She motioned to me
That she wanted to leave
And go somewhere warm
Where we'd be alone
I do not know, what's going on
But I'm guessing it's an all night thing

If it's an all night thing
Nobody is gonna make it end
And if it doesn't begin
Don't worry that I'll that offense
And if it's an all night thing
And we fall like a tear falling
To the ground
I'll never come around
And you'll never hear a word from me
If it's an all night thing

I walked along, feeling at ease
And falling like rain
Into her scheme
She won't let on what that will be
But I'm guessing
It's an all night thing

If it's an all night thing
Nobody is gonna make it end
And if it doesn't begin
Don't worry that I'll take offense
And if it's an all night thing
And we fall like a tear falling
To the ground
I'll never come around
And you'll never hear a word from me
If it's an all night thing

~chris cornell
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THE FREEDOM ROAD: In "Road to Freedom" David Icke gives a keynote lecture reveals many secrets where hidden by those who govern us and manipulate. Among other things, talks about the Freemasons and the Illuminati and its relationship with many of the U.S. Presidents. En "Camino a la Libertad" David Icke nos ofrece una magistral conferencia donde desvela numerosos secretos ocultos por aquellos que nos gobiernan y manipulan. Entre otras cosas, nos habla sobre la masonería y los iluminatis y su relación con muchos de los presidentes de EE.UU.

Special music for relaxation, meditation and healing.

Special music for relaxation, meditation and healing. Are frequencies that affect the balance and harmony of the body, restoring energy patterns. Among other tunes are Ahu Saglam, Arnica Montana and music with dolphins and whales. Música especial para relajarse, meditar y sanar. Son frecuencias que inciden en el equilibrio y la armonía del cuerpo, restableciendo los patrones energéticos. Entre otras, se encuentran melodías de Ahu Saglam, Arnica Montana y música con delfines y ballenas. RELAJACIÓN MÚSICA, MÚSICA RELAX, MÚSICA MEDITACIÓN, MEDITATION MUSIC, FRECUENCIAS SANADORAS, MUSICA ALTERNATIVA, MUSICA SANADORA, MUSICA PARA SANAR EL ALMA, HEALING MUSIC, MUSIC FOR HEALING,healing frequency, FREQUENCY TO HEAL, MUSICA ESPIRITUAL, SPIRITUAL MUSIC, MUSICA DELFINES, DOLPHIN MUSIC, MUSICA NEW AGE, MUSICA REIKI, MUSICA YOGA, MUSICA DE BALLENAS, RELAX MUSIC FRECUENCIAS SAGRADAS SOLFEGGIO