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The "What kind of celebrity would you be?" quiz

http://gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_cel...would_you_be_3



:lol: @ my result....

What kind of celebrity would you be?Your Result: The Role Model

81%

You would be the role model. All of society bows in respect towards you. There is not one person on earth who makes you look like a douche. on the red carpet you make every other celebrity weep for just being there. You are the Zeus of entertainment.

54%

The Douche

0%

The Loser

0%

The Puppet

What type of person do you attract?

I attract Yuppies 81%

You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.


You attract unstable people! - 79%

You attract geeks! - 74%



You attract models! - 65%



You attract artsy people! - 55%



You attract rednecks! - 29%



http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_type_of...do_you_attract

The "How Aussie Are You?" Quiz

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_aussie_are_you_1

I failed miserably with 37%. :(

lol

video UFO SPOTTED IN SOUTHERN ILLNOIS


accompanying notes:
According to the Monroe County Independent a man spotted a unidentified flying object northeast of Hecker, IL on Tuesday just after 7pm. County police patrolled the area near Paderborn.

Officers say the object remained stationary and twinkled with red, green, blue and orange light.

Around 8pm the object was joined by a second light that appeared closer to the horizon and near Freeburg. According to witnesses that object also appeared to twinkle with red, green, blue and orange light.

Scott Air Force Base did not report any aircraft flying in the area.


this was at about 7:00 P.M. local on October 23 2012

Australian kiddies to be taught: "Hetero lifestyle - NOT the norm"

This should make for a VERY interesting discussion...

(que the 'down under' comments lol)

SYDNEY, October 18, 2012, (LifeSiteNews.com) – Australian school children are to be told that heterosexuality is not the norm, according to a new education department pilot program called “Proud Schools.”

“Heterosexism” is one of the evils that the Proud Schools program is intended to stamp out, along with “homophobia and transphobia,” education officials have said. According to the minutes from the Proud Schools steering committee on March 22, 2011, the program focuses on reversing “the dominance of heterosexism rather than on homophobia.”

The program defines “heterosexism” as the practice of “positioning heterosexuality as the norm for human relationship,” according to the Proud Schools Consultation Report. “It involves ignoring, making invisible or discriminating against non-heterosexual people, their relationships and their interests. Heterosexism feeds homophobia.”

The committee suggested that teachers must monitor the playground in order to stamp out “heterosexist” language among children in out-of-class hours.

The education department has allocated $250,000 for the pilot program that is running now in 12 state schools.


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What Makes Us Human? Cooking, Study Says

"Eat hearty boys (and girls) because tonight we dine in hell".... or the library.

Did you eat a hot meal today? It's a smart thing to do, as our ancestors learned.

According to a new study, a surge in human brain size tehat occurred roughly 1.8 million years ago can be directly linked to the innovation of cooking.

Homo erectus, considered the first modern human species, learned to cook and doubled its brain size over the course of 600,000 years. Similar size primates—gorillas, chimpanzees, and other great apes, all of which subsisted on a diet of raw foods—did not.

"Much more than harnessing fire, what truly allowed us to become human was using fire for cooking," said study co-author Suzana Herculano-Houzel, a neuroscientist at the Institute of Biomedical Sciences at the Federal University of Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.

(Related: "Cooking Gave Humans Edge Over Apes?")


A Diet Unfit for King Kong

Herculano-Houzel and colleague Karina Fonseca-Azevedo measured the body and brain masses of primates and compared them with their caloric intake and hours spent eating. Unsurprisingly, the results showed a direct correlation between calories and body mass. In other words, the bigger you are, the more you have to eat.

But since there are only so many hours in the day, a primate can only become so big. A gorilla, for instance, is the largest primate. Yet it can only eat for ten hours a day, due to limited food supply, the time it takes to find that food, and the lengthy process of chewing through tough fibrous plants.

This results in a maximum weight of around 440 pounds (200 kilograms). On this diet, said Herculano-Houzel, "King Kong could not exist."

Even if he did, his brain would be comparatively small. That's because brain matter "costs" more calories than other body mass, according to the "expensive tissue hypothesis." (See brain pictures.)

And as the team write in their paper, gorillas could never eat enough nutrients to support their enormous size and the expensive tissue of the brain. "Apes can't afford both brain and body," said Herculano-Houzel.

Humans can't either. But when we came to a fork in the evolutionary road—brawn this way, brains that way—we took the cerebral route. This development came to be known as encephalization: We ended up with brains that are much bigger than our body size would indicate.

Cooking was the key, said Herculano-Houzel, whose study appeared this week in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Heating our food unlocked nutrition: 100 percent of a cooked meal is metabolized by the body, whereas raw foods yield just 30 or 40 percent of their nutrients.

Applying fire to food also softens tough fibers, releases flavors, and speeds up the process of chewing and digesting. The extra nutrition, and the improved eating experience, allowed our prehistoric ancestors to spend less time searching for food—and less time chewing through tough plants for meager caloric reward.

(See "Eating Crocodile Helped Boost Early Human Brains?")

Cooking, therefore, gave us both the nutrition we needed to develop large brains and the time we needed to use them for things more interesting than chewing.

It was at this point, said Herculano-Houzel, that having a large brain stopped being an evolutionary liability—a feature that required a lot of effort to support with nutrients—and became an asset: something that could help us gain those nutrients more easily. We could now spend time thinking of better ways to hunt, to live, to develop culture, art, and early technologies—all the things that made us who we are now.

More here:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...mpaign=Content

AMKON Presidential Vote 2012

Let's vote!

["KINDNESS" WRITER IN DRIVE-BY SHOOTING HOAX]

I missed this the first time...
this link is to dailymail.co.uk, dated June 15, 2012...

'Kindness in America' writer who claimed to be victim of random drive-by shooting in Montana admits he shot HIMSELF in the arm

A West Virginia author who claimed to be a victim of a drive-by shooting along a rural Montana highway while working on his memoir 'Kindness in America' has confessed to shooting himself, authorities said Friday.
Ray Dolin of Julian, West Virginia, 39, acknowledged his lie on Thursday night, according to Valley County Sheriff Glen Meier.
The case remains under investigation and charges are possible, though none have been filed.
Dolin claimed he was hitchhiking along U.S. Highway 2 west of Glasgow on Saturday when the driver of a maroon pickup pulled over and shot him in the arm.
Authorities later arrested Lloyd Christopher Danielson III, 52, and charged him felony assault. That charge was dropped Thursday.
Dolin runs a photography business called OneShot Impressions, which has as its logo the cross-hairs of a rifle scope.
He could not be reached for comment Friday. But he said in a Thursday interview prior to his alleged confession that he recently had taken a bus from West Virginia to Sidney and then began traveling across the state working on his memoir about people's kindness.
Asked about the release of Danielson, Dolin said then that he was reluctant to comment because of the ongoing investigation.
But he talked at length about his planned photographic memoir, offering several supposed instances in which strangers had gone out of their way to help him along his journey.
And he repeated the claim made to authorities that he was shot as he was stopped on the side of the road preparing a meal.
Dolin told The Associated Press that no words were exchanged and that he never got a good look at the perpetrator.
'He came up, pulls up at a normal speed, stops, points, shoots and drives off. ... I did not get a good description,' Dolin said.
The woman who stopped to help Dolin said Friday that she had no suspicions at the time that he might be responsible for his own wound.
Sherry Alveson, of Malta, said she stopped after her daughter saw Dolin waving his jacket on the side of the road trying to flag down passing vehicles.
'He had blood down his arms, all over his clothes and he was bleeding and shivering and shaky,' Alveson said of her initial encounter with Dolin. 'I wasn't going to leave him sitting there.'
Alveson said she only became suspicious after reading in Friday's paper that Danielson had been released. She said that made her wonder if the shooter was still at large or if Dolin shot himself.
But she said it wouldn't have changed her decision to stop along the highway last weekend.
'Whether it was self-inflicted or somebody else did it, he needed help,' Alveson said.
Authorities arrested Danielson — a Tumwater, Washington, man in the region to work in the Bakken oil fields — about 100 miles from the scene of the shooting based on a match between his vehicle and a description offered by Dolin.
He was freed after his vehicle was examined under a search warrant, Meier said, although no further details have been offered.


what a poster boy, writing a book on kindness and making shit up (for which others get arrested)...would have been THE FEEL-GOOD BOOK of the year...

and here's the latest round, the link is to sfgate.com, dated 10/29/12...

Hitchhiker in shooting hoax pleads guilty in Montana

A hitchhiker from West Virginia has pleaded guilty in Montana to criminal charges brought after he falsely claimed to be the victim of a drive-by shooting.
Ray Dolin of Julian, W.Va., pleaded guilty Monday in state District Court in Valley County to tampering with evidence, making a false report and obstructing a peace officer.
The struggling photographer has admitted to shooting himself in the arm while hitchhiking near Glasgow in northeastern Montana. He initially claimed it was a drive-by shooting and stuck with that story even after a Washington state man was arrested in the case.
Court documents show Dolin claims he was trying to kill himself but failed and should have come forward with the truth sooner.
Sentencing was set for Jan. 22 before District Judge John McKeon.


I SIDE WITH election quiz

okay so they ask your opinion on a bunch of issues and then they cross-reference with the candidates...88%Romney, 86%Johnson, 19% Obama in my case..
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION QUIZ

it's relatively modern, feathered and subtle

Shot Down in Flames

Here is an article that refutes the Islamic claims to inventions that changed the world, including coffee.
http://www.think-israel.org/wikiisla...nventions.html

Before the bias factor comes up read and check out the facts not the myths or outright lies by Islamist propagandists

When his wife saw how energetic the normally exhausted Khalid was, she urged him to share this miraculous discovery with the local holy man at the monastery. The chief monk did not share Khalid's enthusiasm. Declaring the berries "the work of the Devil," he flung them into a fire to banish their offending presence. Soon the room filled with the delicious aroma of roasting berries, and other monks hurried in to discover the source of this new delight."
Notice above, that the passage says the goat herder named Khalid (or Kaldi as he is named in another version of the story) was an Abyssinian. Abyssinians were predominantly Orthodox Christians. In addition, there is no such thing as monasteries or monks in Islam. In fact, it is forbidden (Qur'an 57:027). Therefore, if this legend were to be true, Khalid (or Kaldi) would not have been a Muslim, but a Christian.



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the open posting was voted down 2:1.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALESSANDRA!

Happy Bday Chi!!! Hope it's a great one! :)



Happy 64th Birthday Top Banana ANGEL Kate Jackson 10/29/1948

My #1 Celebrity Birthday Person for October 29th is
Kate Jackson (I) (64) 1948
Born: Birmingham, Alabama / Height: 5' 9" (1.75 m)
* My #1 Celebrity Birthday Person for October 26th is
* Jaclyn Smith born in 1945 in Houston, Texas / Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
Birth name: Catherine Elise Jackson / Nickname: Katie
Began professional modeling at age 16.
Spouses: Tom Hart (1991 - 1993) (divorced)
David Greenwald (1 May 1982 - 1984) (divorced)
Andrew Stevens (23 August 1978 - 4 January 1980) (divorced)
2000: With the help of friend Rosie O'Donnell, adopted a son, Charles Taylor.
Had to turn down the Meryl Streep role in 'Kramer vs. Kramer' (1979)
because of scheduling conflicts with "Charlie's Angels" (1976).
This eventually prompted the actress to leave the TV series.
Has survived two battles with breast cancer. Once in 1987, and again in 1989.
After a partial mastectomy and radiation, she won her fight
and shared her experience to highlight the importance of mammograms.
She is a former Max Factor and Revlon model
She has three Emmy and four Golden Globes nominations,
an award of excellence from the UCLA drama department
and two Humanitarian Awards for her work with children and animals.
Was discovered by Paramount Production manager, Robert Evans for her 40s Hollywood looks.
First acting role at age 22 in ‘Dark Shadows’ as Daphne Harridge (70 episodes, 1970-1971).
Movie debut at age 23 in ‘Night of Dark Shadows’ (1971) as Tracy Collins.
In addition to being the first Angel to be cast in Charlie's Angels,
she was also responsible for coming up with the show's name.
She has incredible legs that she insured for $8 million (1987).
In 1989, Hollywood insiders named Kate to be one of the least likeable actresses in
show business, while fellow angel Jaclyn Smith was elected as one of the most nicest.
Listed as one of twelve "Promising New Actors of 1972" in John Willis' Screen World, Vol. 34.
All of the original three “Charlie’s Angels” gals are #1 for their day.
Happy 60th birthday to actress Kate Jackson on October 29 2008.
She was one of TV's original "Charlie's Angels."
She’s also #1 on: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/

Heidi Strobel (34) 1978
- Born: Bethesda, Maryland.
- A contestant on season six of the American reality television show Survivor: The Amazon.
- She placed fifth, lasting thirty-six days.
- During an endurance challenge, she and fellow contestant Jenna Morasca stripped off their
- clothing in exchange for peanut butter and Oreo cookies.
- The two would later appear in the August 2003 edition of Playboy magazine.
- Resides West Chester, Pennsylvania.
- Strobel attended Drury University where she received a Bachelor of Arts in exercise physiology,
- secondary education and physical education.
- Before she joined the cast of Survivor, she was a teacher.
- She is currently working on a master’s degree in physical education
- at West Chester University in West Chester, Pennsylvania.
- Baltimore Bob’s Dad Andrew also received a master’s degree in physical education there.
- Heidi married Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels on December 31, 2006.
- * My #1 Celebrity Birthday Person for December 27th is
- * Larissa Latynina born December 27, 1934 in Kherson, Ukrainian SSR.
- * Birth name: Larissa Semyonovna Latynina
- * A Soviet gymnast who was the first female athlete to win nine Olympic golds.
- * &
- * Barbara Olson (II) - Died age 45 (homicide as a result of terrorist incident)
- * Date of Birth 27 December 1955 - Houston, Texas
- * Date of Death 11 September 2001 - Arlington, Virginia.
- ** Cole Hamels (1983-) born San Diego, California / Birth Name: Colbert Michael Hamels.
- Hamels led the Phillies to the 2008 World Series victory and was named World Series MVP.
- He stated in the presentation that he was giving the MVP prize,
- a red 2010 Chevrolet Camaro, to Heidi as a birthday gift.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Strobel

1929: October 29th ’Black Tuesday’ 1929
‘Black Tuesday’ descended upon the New York Stock Exchange as
prices collapsed amid panic selling as America’s Depression began.
Great Depression lasted about 15 years ending maybe in 1944 after D-Day.

1996: 10/29/1996: 50 Greatest Players in NBA History
The list was announced by NBA commissioner David Stern on October 29, 1996,
at the Grand Hyatt Hotel in New York City, the former site of the Commodore Hotel,
where the original NBA charter was signed on June 6, 1946.
Forty-seven of the fifty players were later assembled in Cleveland, Ohio,
during the halftime ceremony of the 1997 All-Star Game.
Three players were absent: Pete Maravich, who had died in 1988, at forty;
Shaquille O'Neal, who was recovering from a knee injury; and Jerry West,
who was scheduled to have surgery for an ear infection and could not fly.
See August Index: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Greatest_Players

2008:
The Philadelphia Great Sports Depression ends after 25 * 4 = 1 short of 100 full seasons
when the Philadelphia Phillies take down Tampa Bay Rays 4-3
and win their only 2nd World Series with a 4-1 game edge.
Philadelphia 76’ers last winning in May 1983 and that depression had the Phillies losing
2 World Series, the Flyers losing 2 Stanley Cups, the Eagles a SB & 76’ers with a loss.
The Cal for 2008 matches 1980 and the next time this happens is in 34 years - 2042.
2008: The first time in Philly Sports History that includes all 4 teams at once:
Philadelphia 76’ers start their NBA season tonight at home against Toronto Raptors.
Philadelphia Flyers (3-6) and play tomorrow Oct. 30th Thursday 7pm vs Islanders.
Philadelphia Eagles (4-3) and play Sunday at Seattle / last game 27-14 over Atlanta at Linc.
Philadelphia PHILLIES lead World Series 3-1 with suspended play tonight at CBP vs Rays.

2011: 10/29/2011: Penn State beats Illinois and gives Joe Paterno his 409th win.
But less than a week later Joe Pa is fired from his 45 years as Penn State’s Head Coach
and over 100 of his wins are taken off his record to leave him at 298–136–3 (111 wins vacated).
Joe Paterno lost every win from 1998 thru 2011. Baltimore Bob in that timeframe was 11-2.

history of us congress diagram

"partisan and ideological makeup of congress history diagram"

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THE FREEDOM ROAD

THE FREEDOM ROAD: In "Road to Freedom" David Icke gives a keynote lecture reveals many secrets where hidden by those who govern us and manipulate. Among other things, talks about the Freemasons and the Illuminati and its relationship with many of the U.S. Presidents. En "Camino a la Libertad" David Icke nos ofrece una magistral conferencia donde desvela numerosos secretos ocultos por aquellos que nos gobiernan y manipulan. Entre otras cosas, nos habla sobre la masonería y los iluminatis y su relación con muchos de los presidentes de EE.UU.

Special music for relaxation, meditation and healing.

Special music for relaxation, meditation and healing. Are frequencies that affect the balance and harmony of the body, restoring energy patterns. Among other tunes are Ahu Saglam, Arnica Montana and music with dolphins and whales. Música especial para relajarse, meditar y sanar. Son frecuencias que inciden en el equilibrio y la armonía del cuerpo, restableciendo los patrones energéticos. Entre otras, se encuentran melodías de Ahu Saglam, Arnica Montana y música con delfines y ballenas. RELAJACIÓN MÚSICA, MÚSICA RELAX, MÚSICA MEDITACIÓN, MEDITATION MUSIC, FRECUENCIAS SANADORAS, MUSICA ALTERNATIVA, MUSICA SANADORA, MUSICA PARA SANAR EL ALMA, HEALING MUSIC, MUSIC FOR HEALING,healing frequency, FREQUENCY TO HEAL, MUSICA ESPIRITUAL, SPIRITUAL MUSIC, MUSICA DELFINES, DOLPHIN MUSIC, MUSICA NEW AGE, MUSICA REIKI, MUSICA YOGA, MUSICA DE BALLENAS, RELAX MUSIC FRECUENCIAS SAGRADAS SOLFEGGIO